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Not only are our customers cultural connoisseurs but they hate the GDPR! If you have any odes to bureaucratic annoyances, send them in.
We’ve been in touch before,
I find your letters soooo amusing,
But this stupid GDPR stuff,
Must have caused you mental bruising.
This GDPR has cooked your brain,
You need to take some ease,
I suggest that you release the strain,
With one of those afternoon teas,
You must really try relaxing,
Why not watch some flix ?
Forget the really taxing,
What on earth is GDPR?
Will I feel more secure?
A secret code from afar?
I’m really not that sure.
Will it really keep my privacy,
From another probing company,
And their invasive online piracy?
No, it’s just more government baloney!